Competition for the best ditty about elections. Jokes about deputies
Of our earthly existence
And hope lights up faces...
Tomorrow will be better than yesterday!
The toasts will sound soulful,
A leaf falls from the calendar
And changes will begin immediately.
Maybe even in the morning!
This is how we “lowered” our choice,
Going to the polls to the dead ballot boxes,
February 7th in the cold, winter!
That's what we need - Ukrainians and "fools".
And how much dirt the applicants poured into the ears,
Their clans quarreled over power and money,
Students froze for a long time with symbols,
We got it from Inna - the blow is only in your pocket.
I’m writing a poem, and behind the wall a violin is crying,
My wife came without money, but from work,
And he says: “Don’t be afraid, we will have Tegipko,
Give coupons, and then add quotas."
What about me, I gave my whole life to the country,
Which is dead, and not by our will,
Now I'm wallowing in the slop and shit...
And I expect the best!
Again ...
And we will reach and win.We will solve all our problems.
Let the changes go wrong again.
Again “language” and “island of Crimea”
And we are in a hurry to blame everyone.
Not noticing that we are ruining the garden.
And on the way there is a banner.
He is the guarantor of the Constitution.
She works, but all the screws always go wrong.
What should we talk to them about?
We are alive and we need to live.
Raise children and build cities.
But everything will pass, people will understand.
We don't need NATO or SOT.
And what, what are they sending us.
That they are not given so easily.
Trying to tighten the noose faster.
Seryogin's ditties-3
I'm such a disgusting machoAll in Versace outfit.
Boots - not from Cardin:
Still, the mud is knee-deep.
They said on the news yesterday
About a sex bomb at the station.
Well, that's nonsense!
Here is Matryona - yes!
The cutie promised me
The pleasure of paradise,
But in fact it showed
Just the knee. I'm trudged!
Shopping makes me crazy
And I pray to Pelageya:
-Don't drag me to the boutique!
I'm not a woman, I'm a man!
Everything blooms in spring.
The snow is quickly melting in the sun.
Young kids
"Melts" looking at me.
My neighbor and I in the morning
Kissed in the wind:
It got very hot
After a stormy night.
Grandfather Arkhip starred in porn.
At first he was shy.
But when I took out the “device”,
The director forgot to say: “Motor!”
I don't get involved in politics.
There are no complaints even about DEZ.
But I went to the polls
Because Putin is power!
The Snow Maiden promised me
That the night will not be enough for us.
Here I pray for the battery:
After the night I warm THIS up.
I don't know how it is with you
And in America they
Half a meter of horseradish - to order.
The women are all hysterical.
Winter
I wrote this verse in the 90s, but it is still relevant! :)In Russia, we are taught from childhood to be obedient slaves!
To be blind and deaf with teeth clenched tightly.
The TV plays incessantly Clever words: ". Democracy, freedom and civil rights"
. Everything is beautiful from above... life goes on quietly
. People's ears are swelling and their bellies are growing.
Elections will begin soon, they don’t care about it... as many votes as they need, they will have again.
They will fill a tank of alcohol and go to the villages, voters will get drunk and believe everything they say.
The elections will be successful, the deputies will be cheerful... they will be endlessly glad that their seats are intact.
You can start doing business together in a new way, opening accounts in Cyprus and downloading your license.
But our people are good, they still believe in fairy tales...
Anything you put in it will be swallowed, even a piece of candy, even an axe...
This is how the country will live from payday to payday, unless a miracle happens and winter doesn’t end!
DARKNESS
I walked through the streets painted with lanternsI walked home in unimaginable frost
Someone shouted to me in a whisper, hurry, hurry...
I looked back, not seeing my dreams
Tormented by thoughts of why we all live
More precisely, why we all survive
I was tormented by thoughts about why I didn’t eat everything.
More precisely, why are we all howling?
Yesterday the elections were a rollercoaster of lies
Oh, gentlemen, don't you care who's at the helm?
Don't you care who those flocks of crows are?
Yes, the “kings” only crowned themselves
Father said that Russia has no future
We need a war, a war with the system of measures
Need 100% power
Oh, gentlemen, our world is a hypocrite
Looking at you in relation to the universe
It’s so funny how buffoons you are...
And if relative to the system
Everything is okay, but still slaves...
I walked down the street, breathing in the raw cold
Tormenting my chilled brains with thoughts
In the light of artificial luminaries I was so young
But I didn’t even see...
About proud merchants.
Fable.Recently came to us in Rus'
A vagrant foreign proud Goose.
Commerce successful cases
Fate brought me together with the local Boar.
The boar was not frail, he was tough.
I pinched Goose for his stay.
I didn’t spend long in the “mud.”
He became rich and immediately became a “prince.”
And the passion flared up even more,
When the Pig came to power.
I think the hint is clear -
Our prince was elected to the Duma.
He sings to Goose's tune.
He doesn’t recognize his relatives.
Resources are sold as if they were their own
And he takes bribes little by little.
He shouts: “I’ll make you rich!”
I want to be your governor.
And Goose, patting him on the shoulder,
- Don’t have it our way, I’ll fly away.
And everyone became jealous of the pigs.
They forgot the saying, apparently
That Goose and Pig are not comrades.
You can’t cook cabbage soup with a proud man.
Let the pigs be offended -
They have filled our Rus'.
After all, our domestic Goose
Simple and modest, I swear to you.
Everything is on...
The pectoral cross is on you,And you serve, like everyone else, Mammon.
Yes, I know that I'm not myself
And somewhere in the European zone.
And that, like cattle, they guard us*,
The fourth estate is poisoning the soul.
And day after day - for years they lie,
That troubles will soon leave us.
How will they leave us?
When we serve them obediently,
And we carry out their orders -
This one's in the ass, but we're friends with this one.
We should repent... But no -
We vote as before
For those who say: - Well, hello,
Take off your pants, we'll blow you away.
For almost two decades now,
We are walking around with this something,
Unable to give myself an answer,
Who are we by nature?
guard Gut* - protect, Gut over it. Fine.
Ukraine. 2010
Who is to blame for this?
Who is to blame for this?There is revelry and a flurry of excitement.
Where is this adversary?
Like a wave - people's opinions.
The crowd is getting excited
And, like a key, there is a bottle in your hands.
Here I would find whose fault it is,
Who has a smirk in their eyes?
They promised a pure paradise
Increase in pensions and wages,
For them, don’t worry!
Here on
Elections
Alexander Mikhailovich Komarov
People, take action:
Hard days are coming our way -
Neither plague nor cholera -
Elections are coming again!
We'll have candy again
And give gifts,
And the people, as if a girl,
They will make fools of themselves.
He is sad, at least amused,
This vile carnival:
Who will be more agile and sweeter -
He will rule the roost.
Having completed a successful deal,
Having been elected again for a year,
With us is what you need with a girl,
Gentlemen will do it.
Election campaign
Alexander Plitman
Aristotle castigated bribe-takers
And Plato also denounced them
Spinoza cursed the greedy
And Ilyich did not welcome thieves
...Summer has faded. And autumn cries.
Elections, comrades, are here!
And a crook (how else could it be?)
Fell into inevitable ecstasy!
Before the elections
Anatoly Grishin
Zealous before the elections
TV candidate
Convinced the simple people
That he's a guy - it's okay.
And the people are very tired
From this verbal falsehood,
I pressed my finger on the remote control
And... switched the channel.
Pre-election
Vera Da Yura
Everyone - according to their needs! Everything is very simple!
Land for the peasants, vests for the sailors.
Toys for children, interest for bankers,
Money goes into salaries, families get apartments.
Porn - for men, for lovers - vibes,
For women - kitchen, children and libido.
Meat for the hungry, and beer for the suffering,
For women - flowers in beautiful packaging.
Evil Pechkin - on a bicycle,
Since childhood, lazy - a spoon for lunch.
For the masses - art, alcohol in glasses.
Trust us people, we will not deceive you!
Everyone is dear to us, we remember everyone.
Pensions for the old, benches for the homeless.
We will divide the party's gold fairly.
Signature and date.
Happy April Fools' Day everyone!
Choice
Dmitry Uglev
Life was split in half.
Thinking again. Make a choice?
My head is swelling from thoughts...
It becomes a huge block.
But no. The hour of troubles is coming
And the demon sitting behind your shoulders
Leads us to the edge of a cliff.
You can't cope with his speeches.
Consciousness is like night fog,
Torn to shreds by anger.
My soul aches from lacerations.
She has no peace even at night.
Is it possible to return everything back?
And beg for forgiveness?
Or maybe again at random
Which road should you choose to travel?
Two paths are now open.
The boulder lies like in an old fairy tale.
Where is that mysterious door?
Walk straight! Don't wait for a hint!
Reflections before the election
Elena Atkina
Competitors for power
Are there really patriots all around?
Or serve them to your heart's content,
Or do special benefits beckon?
Maybe for the sake of the country,
For the happiness of the common people
We absolutely must
Become a messiah for many years?
Maybe they know the secret
And we are ready to share it generously,
Maybe they know the answer
How to achieve universal happiness?
Just a series of words,
Promises and illusory plans,
Only again for a year
They will remember about personal pockets.
Inessa Ageeva
Not in the life of the country
More important than the moment
Than Duma elections
And the President.
Everyone needs
After weighing everything, decide
Who is in control?
Entrust the country.
"Sift through a sieve"
All candidates
And the best of the best
Entrust mandates.
After the elections
Irina Alexandrova
At the polling station
The urn talked to the urn:
"From these ballots
I'm feeling sick!"
"Yes darling, -
supported by another, -
"I feel creepy
I have indigestion!"
So that the state helps the poor,
To protect the elderly and children,
To provide the young with a home,
To protect the borders from enemies!
So that people’s work is for the benefit of society,
So that citizens behave with dignity,
So that the officers do not lose their courage,
And so that they can walk the streets in peace!
To avoid watching action movies and porn,
To raise honest people and patriots,
So that there are no homeless people and street children,
For the color of science, new growth of factories!
I want to hear the sounds of Russian songs,
And interesting books to read,
So that leisure time with friends is interesting,
I want to dream about a better future!
Irina Samarina-Labyrinth
Larisa Chekh
For the deputy, the forest is dense,
And in the forest there are chambers.
We have empty soup in the pan,
Minimum salary.
Deputy - islands
In the ocean there is a sea.
For a deputy, life is halva,
And woe to the people.
But we have no time for halva,
Give me some bread and tea.
The fish rots from the head,
And the people suffer.
The candidate sent a booklet,
There are a lot of promises.
Should I believe it or not?
But it’s better not to believe.
I'm not asking for anything
I hate to listen
Two-meter noodles
They hang it on your ears.
Candidate - good
A deputy is better.
The wolf became a deputy -
They will teach you how to press buttons.
There is a glass on the table,
And in the glass there is vodka.
If the voter is drunk,
Thinks like a herring.
Stop drinking vodka, Vanya,
The truth is not in a glass.
How much longer do we have to wander?
Like a hedgehog in the fog?!
Elections are coming soon...
Larisa Chekh
Elections are coming, elections are coming soon
In our small city...
Invitations have already arrived
To every district and every home.
The candidates are so different
The only thing everyone has in common is:
Who celebrates victory in advance,
Who hopes for success.
Promises, promises
Medicine, sports, housing and communal services,
We just know everything in advance
Promises are nonsense.
This is how they become deputies,
Each one will grow his own belly,
All with cars, and with salaries,
And they will forget that there are people.
Elections are coming, elections are coming soon
In our small city.
Invitations have already arrived
To every district and every house...
Counting...
Leonid Sever
One two three four five -
Let's play elections:
We are friends with Misha, we need Zhirik
And Seryozha serves faithfully,
Dima - to the stall, Gene - horseradish,
Enough of the tandem tales!
Be ready! Always ready!!!
Vova thinks best...
Pre-election
Nikolay Pavlinov
Listened to the election speech
I am a candidate for the Duma.
Oh, what prospects
They are opening, friends!
We will almost instantly become
Live with dignity, along the way.
Oligarchs will fork out
(And maybe to the nail!)
We will make money
So many at once - oh-ho-ho!
And it’s like a pension
It will also be nothing.
Open an account at your nearest bank
Everyone should hurry up.
He promised that he would divide it among everyone
The country's gold reserves!
On holidays, in winter,
When it's cold and snowstorm,
Let's all go to the Canary Islands,
Who doesn’t want to go to Courchevel.
They won’t call people cattle.
And not cattle, as then?
Personally, I think so:
They will call us gentlemen!
And for this we need,
Well, nothing at all
Let everyone vote together
For, dear, him.
I'm burning with impatience
I can't wait any longer.
That's it, I quit writing,
And I run to vote!
P.S.
We can hang noodles as much as possible,
From the past to the present day?
It's not so difficult to speak beautifully
Acting nicely is much more difficult!
Olga Andreikova
The country doesn’t need fame at all...
And not pre-election flattery...
Freedom of choice and rights
A person always has.
And a Russian citizen can
Be proud of the opportunity to decide:
Whoever withdraws his powers, lays them down,
Who will be at the helm...
Today every Russian
Keeps fate in his hands.
Your destiny, countries and regions,
The fate of children, relatives...
March 2nd is a special day,
You have to live this time like this,
Feel with your soul to:
“I did what I could for the country!”
Elections
Pavel Platonov
They are already boiling all over the country
Election passions
And candidates for you and me
They shout about imminent happiness.
And that they will find him
For everyone and a lot.
And only their hard work
It will count before God.
What do voters mean to them?
More important than personal goals
And candidacy is just a touch
In an unprofitable career.
Where are there twenty-five hours in a day?
Where in the thoughts of the people
Any ruler of souls is ready
Being a victim at work.
Well then! The choice is on the nose,
And everyone is waiting for the result,
Where the truth hangs in balance
Libra for the candidate.
What do I expect from the elections?
We promised to our hearts' content!
I hope it's not nonsense
We will choose, and Power.
About elections
Evelina Pizhenko
Don’t say: “It’s a shame for the state!”
Standing on the sidelines is like playing with fire!
After all, we have been given an unshakable right
Choose the fate of this power!
Why whine, dreaming in vain about something better,
Come - your voice can decide everything!
Don't be lazy when choosing today
The country in which you will live tomorrow.
Sign
Yuri Ledovskikh
If the officials fussed,
They began to promise good things to the people -
It’s not at all a fact that life has changed,
That means: elections are coming soon again...
Jokes about deputies
Anecdotes, jokes, gags, humor, demotivators and pictures about people's representatives
Husband and wife in the kitchen. The husband is watching the news, the wife is busy with housework. On the screen, some pot-bellied guys are running together for the ball, voice-over: - A rare sight - deputies in T-shirts and boots! The wife freezes and, staring at the TV, asks her husband in a suspicious voice: “What—what are deputies in T-shirts doing there?!”
***
There are two portraits hanging on the wall outside. On the left is a candidate for deputy, on the right is “The police are looking for him.” An old lady approaches. She doesn't see well. He looks for a long time, then sighs and says: “Eh, who should I choose?.. The one on the right seems prettier.”
***
State Duma meeting. Deputy's proposal:
- Let's make the people's dream come true - pay them a salary!
There are dissatisfied voices in the hall:
- Do you want to kill the people’s dream?!
The maniac sprayed the money with poison and donated it to an orphanage. Twenty deputies, two mayors and one minister were killed. The children were not harmed.
***
Who is a single-mandate deputy?
- Faithful husband!
***
A parliamentary candidate is a person who collects money from the rich and votes from the poor in order to protect them from each other.
***
The deputy who lost the election was offended and took the built playground back to his dacha.
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Deputy speaks: - I promise to re-promise the promised promise.
***
When deputies' immunity is removed, they become elusive.
A candidate for deputy needs 150 crazy money for campaigning!
***
The apartment of a State Duma deputy was robbed. According to the deputy, nothing was missing. But $2 million was stolen from his unemployed wife.
***
State Duma deputies are complaining because they have not yet been given apartments for January.
***
A State Duma deputy proposed to legislate the minimum amount of a bribe.
Deputies are people who steal our money for our money.
***
After the elections, the candidate for deputy came home. His wife asks him: “How many people voted for you?” - Three. - A-a-a - that means you have a mistress!!
***
The people's deputy, accustomed to giving agricultural advice from the rostrum, visited the village for the first time.
Having returned completely impressed, he tells his wife:
- Imagine, dear, I saw a man there who made a horse.
- Do not be silly.
- Pure truth! When I approached, he was finishing nailing her legs.
***
The current election campaign of some deputies resembles a violent diarrhea of emotions, with complete constipation of logic!
***
Nikolai Valuev is the only deputy who has two immunities: parliamentary and natural.
***
The candidate for deputy is asked: - Why did you decide to stand as a candidate?
- Look what’s going on! The government is mired in debauchery, corruption, and luxury.
- And you will fight all this?
- No, I want to participate in all this!
— Sarah, they say you married a deputy?
- Yes, yes. What's the point?
— ????
“This schmuck does nothing but stand next to the bed and tell me how good it will be for me.”
***
News feed: “Yesterday, during the elections to the State Duma, Deputy Sidorov gave charisma to Deputy Ivanov.”
Deputy - that sounds proud. And the parasite - honestly.
At the party congress, a deputy visited another deputy.
***
Putin speaks before a meeting of deputies:
- They stole! They bought factories, factories, deposits, and built up estates for themselves! Enough! It's time to think about people!
This fat deputy, picking his teeth, yells from the back row:
- Right! Digging 300 serfs won't hurt!!
***
— Why are our officials and deputies so well-fed?
“It makes them burst with pride for the country!”
All women's baths in Russia will soon be equipped with video cameras. As it became known, such a bill is now being prepared in the State Duma.
“We decided to put to a vote and unanimously approve the issue of equipping all women’s bathhouses in Russia with video cameras,” a State Duma deputy told one correspondent. “This measure will be introduced in order to increase the level of safety of Russian women in bathhouses, as well as as part of the fight against corruption and extremism.”
According to the agency’s interlocutor, after the installation of video cameras, riot police, conscripts and even State Duma deputies will personally monitor the safety of visitors to the baths. The Duma minority proposed installing video cameras in men's baths, but this proposal was rejected. Nanotechnology will be used for video surveillance.
***
Duma deputies stated that they decided to save money spent on them from the state budget. Therefore, they refuse the free travel on public transport entitled to them by law.
- Why is this deputy so rich?
- And he has his own business.
- Which one is this?
- He sells to those who buy him.
***
An old woman was walking down the street and saw several people punching one in the face, so she decided to intercede:
“What are you doing, hitting a living person in the face with your fists?”
- Go away, grandma, we caught the deputy!
- So what did you do with his hands? With your feet, with your feet!
I look at the official photographs of the deputies of the current parliament... Who said that an ass can't smile?..
A man eats apples, picks out the seeds and puts them in his pocket. The deputy, seeing this, asks why?
Man:
- And then they will buy these seeds from me, they increase intelligence.
Deputy:
- Maybe you can sell me one too?
- Please, 50 rubles apiece.
The deputy buys a seed, eats it and says:
- So for 50 rubles I could take as many as 2 kilos of apples!
- You see, he immediately wised up!
- Indeed... Sell me another ten.
***
I found myself missing the recent times, when the main problem discussed in Russia was: is the pussy on the statue on the 100 ruble bill really visible or do State Duma deputies have nothing to do again?
***
— Why do deputies and politicians have such large land around their expensive private homes? — To grow buckwheat for the people before the elections...
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Correspondent:
- Comrade deputy, don’t give our newspaper an interview!
- My time is money!
- I understand, the editors allocated $1000 for this matter. Let's agree, you take $800 for yourself, and $200 for me, against your receipt for $1000.
- It's coming! What is the topic?
- About corruption and kickbacks!
Two deputies are sitting in a restaurant and discussing government affairs. Finally, the vodka in the decanter runs out, and one deputy states:
- That's it, the issue is settled, the meeting is closed.
Then another deputy raises his hand and says:
- Waiter! Fill the question with new content!
***
Is your faucet leaking? Did the iron burn out? Computer not working? “Deputy for an hour” will not fix anything, will prove that everything is fine with you and will leave you without money.
***
Daily routine of a Russian deputy.
7.00 - rise.
7.15 - invigorating morning lobbying.
7.30 - breakfast.
9.30 - parliamentary control over the salutation by traffic police officers.
9.55 - deputy order to the driver. Discussion of the shopping list in the first reading.
10.00 - smoke break. Telling a joke to a colleague.
10.30 - deputy requests to the Ministry of Finance and the State Construction Committee.
11.00 - satisfaction of parliamentary requests.
13.00 - lunch.
14.00 - discussion of lunch in committees and commissions. Adoption of a resolution.
14.30 - smoke break. Telling a joke to a colleague.
15.00 - search for the meeting room.
15.50 - search for a voting card.
16.00 - voting on the agenda.
16.01 - short refreshing sleep.
17.01 - fight on the current issue.
17.20 - first aid station. Making amendments.
17.50 - voting on the current issue.
18.50 - smoke break. Telling a joke to a colleague in the third reading.
19.00 - drive home with flashing lights. Meeting with voters gape on the roadway.
19.25 - meeting with the deputy’s wife. Discussion with the deputy's children about the situation at school. Assessment of children's activities.
19.30 - dinner.
20.00 - family viewing of TV news. Finding yourself in a report from the State Duma.
21.00 - watching TV news. Familiarization with the situation in the country.
21.30 - free time, letters home.
23.00 - restless sleep about the fate of the Motherland.
The son asks his father:
- Dad, do you understand politics?
- Not really, I’m a doctor, not a politician.
- It’s bad, we were given a homework assignment at school to write how a deputy of the upper house differs from a deputy of the lower house.
- Well, I can answer this simple question: when there are several floors in the madhouse, those who suffer from delusions of grandeur are registered in the upper chamber, and violent ones in the lower chamber.
***
Why do people who live on a subsistence level set us a subsistence minimum?
***
Elections to the State Duma took place. Two deputies meet, one is a prosecutor, and the other is a businessman. The businessman says: - Listen, well, I have own business, fellow businessmen helped with money, and I ran the election campaign with it. What kind of shit are you into? The prosecutor replies: “I received vacation pay...” “You don’t have vacation pay in the prosecutor’s office!” - So it depends on who you let go...
***
Conversation between a policeman and a car enthusiast: “You can’t park here, this is the State Duma, there are deputies all around!”
- It’s okay, my alarm system is good!
***
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There is no need to print all sorts of nonsense on cigarette packs... . . All you have to do is write: “The proceeds will go to the Fund for Assistance to People’s Deputies”! Then, really, half the country will quit smoking...! !
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But I think let the deputies continue to drive with flashing lights!
And the more often, the better! But just like the people - not of their own free will.
A sociological study showed that 90% of Russian deputies have a criminal past. The remaining 10% have a criminal background!
***
A short deputy speaks to the crowd.
Suddenly someone from the crowd shouts:
- Down with the pygmy!
The deputy, without losing his cool, looks in the crowd for the person who said this. Not finding it, he continues to perform. After a while the same voice shouts again:
- Down with the pygmy!
The deputy again did not notice who it was and continued to speak again. Here the voice is heard for the third time:
- Down with the pygmy!
Deputy:
- Listen to who is shouting there all the time! By the way, I have a son two meters tall!
The same voice from the crowd:
- Down with the horned pygmy!
***
Dear Grandfather Frost! — Let the president, government and deputies live on child care benefits in the new year.
From the candidate’s pre-election speech:
- By choosing me, you will get something that you don’t have, never had and never will have!
***
10 minutes before lunch break The deputy wakes up his neighbor and asks: “Will you go to the buffet today or will you continue to work without lunch?”
***
Buy Deputy batteries! "Deputy" batteries will never run out!
***
“But you won’t drown,” the conscience of the self-critical State Duma deputy soothed.
***
Dear deputies! We ask you to take your seats according to the purchased tickets!
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— What needs to be done with all the deputies? — Change the status of each of them from “untouchable” to “untouchable.”
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The State Duma proposed removing the Russian language from the list of compulsory subjects for passing the Unified State Exam. Simply put, despairing of mastering the intricacies of the Russian language, the deputies decided to bring the rest of the people down to their level... Funny pictures about Obama
Ditties about deputies.
Invited on a date
Called me my darling
How did you become a deputy?
He called it the electorate.
Fell in love with the deputy
For a salary "Be healthy"
It's a pity, very weak sausage,
Gets out of his pants.
Deputies are sitting
All the trousers have already been wiped,
And in the Country to a better life,
Don't get there, don't get there.
It's good to be a deputy
With a red crust, with a mandate,
Well, in the bathhouse, in a negligee,
There is no need, the mandate is already there.
Deputy, deputy,
Showed me your "mandate"
Every year, without a break,
Now babies will be born
I fell in love with the deputy
Young and quick,
Well, in bed, everything is like in the Duma,
With the fifth only attempts.
I don't want an oligarch
I don't want a bandit
I will lie down only under the deputy,
Hugs dashingly.
My darling is avoiding me
He is now a deputy,
I'm not his voter
Kisses them all
If dear deputy,
This means there is a “mandate” in the pants.
If only for the electorate,
He did not spare his “mandate.
My dear deputy,
I won the election and am happy.
He's in the public reception area,
Ready to touch everyone.
We went to choose the measure,
We don’t know if we chose
Hangover for two weeks
We have been suffering since that day.
I'm at the polls in the village
I ate too much sausages
I don't get off the toilet,
Well, I couldn’t sit at home.
I'm at the polls in the village
The coolest candidate
I love plump women
And I'm glad for skinny people too.
There is no money, but you hold on,
Don't bend over backwards, you have no reason to be afraid.
After all, you and I will be satisfied,
Deputy speeches.
There is no money, but you hold on,
Run to the polls.
So elect deputies,
So that universal Paradise may come.
There is no money, but you hold on,
Aspire to become a deputy.
There's no need to do anything
The salary is oh so good.
There is no money, but you hold on,
Aspire to become a deputy.
Why do they need conscience, why do they need honor?
Since there is immunity.
There is no money, but you hold on,
Take a closer look at the deputies.
They have such debates
Before the beating.
There is no money, but you hold on,
Aspire to become a deputy.
You can sleep during meetings
Or even take a walk altogether.
Bullshit was flying across the sky
Hit me on the head
Now I can see that I'm smart
It's time to elect the Duma...
There are many deputies today
There are too many deputies these days.
Run for deputies
My mother-in-law and wife.
I want to become a deputy
I’m learning swear words.
So that in the debate I could,
Send your opponent to...
To become a deputy,
We need to play sports.
After all, the debate comes
Before the handshake.
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